i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
GM: Oh no, it looks like the zombies are your old teammates! What do you do?
Me: I cast fire ball.
*the rest of my companions gasp in horror*
Me: *shrugs* they were lousy teammates.
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
the holds of skyrim